I set my clocks early cause I know I'm always late

mintfish: the-absolute-best-posts: These cute kitty keychains...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:57:00 -0400

the-absolute-best-posts:

These cute kitty keychains are not toys, but are in fact a very serious defense weapon.

Use coupon code ‘1000NOTES’ to get an extra 10% off your entire order!

Buy some here!

ahh man these things are the best!
i have one and i got one for my sister and my friend! they’re super cute and easy to conceal and they don’t look like weapons when they’re just hanging on your keychain~

they’re also really pointy -u-;;

if you have bigger fingers, you might not be able to fit it past your middle knuckle. i have to hold mine like this which works just as well:

always be careful with these because just like any weapon, they can be turned against you.

beaconchills: how the fuck did i get so emotionally invested in this fucking show honestlyremember...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:53:26 -0400

beaconchills:

how the fuck did i get so emotionally invested in this fucking show honestly
remember when i was like “lol teen wolf? doubt i’ll make it past the pilot”

hAHAAHhaHA

indigirl94: yesthatsmynaturalcolour: “Can you, in fact,...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:16:35 -0400

indigirl94:

yesthatsmynaturalcolour:

“Can you, in fact, “Spock-ify” any phrase that I give you?” (x)

IM CRYING WITH REAL TEARS OF LAUGHTER MY INSIDE PARTS HURT SO MUCH WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

h E LPD WHAT IDCS AIR

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Sat, 25 May 2013 20:07:44 -0400

breenwolf: every girl attending beacon hills high school when stiles comes back for his junior...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:07:21 -0400

breenwolf:

every girl attending beacon hills high school when stiles comes back for his junior year:

assassinscreed: Woodard, 111.

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:20:16 -0400

assassinscreed:

Woodard, 111.

hanlecters: hannibal renewal where the fuck art thou hannibal renewaL

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:17:25 -0400

hanlecters:

hannibal renewal where the fuck art thou hannibal renewaL

laugh-addict: When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:17:05 -0400

laugh-addict:

When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time

redvinesgiraffe: pragnacious: One time I read a fic where...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:16:31 -0400

redvinesgiraffe:

pragnacious:

One time I read a fic where Charles was still able to feel his legs at this point, and it was only after Erik turned him over and moved him around that he lost feeling.

This was something that he never ever told Erik.

Just thought I’d ruin some of your lives you’re welcome.

and this boys and girls is why you never move someone with a back injury

hanniballecters: drjohnhwatson: The specials sign at work (((I...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:15:03 -0400

hanniballecters:

drjohnhwatson:

The specials sign at work (((I wrote it and there are people in the dining room looking at it lmfao)))

beautiful

edromyheart: Just let me love you adorable little Russian...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:14:29 -0400

edromyheart:

Just let me love you adorable little Russian man.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 19:14:11 -0400

auntiespaz: Poor little guy looks like he’s saying “You want me...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:13:41 -0400

auntiespaz:

Poor little guy looks like he’s saying

“You want me to leave? Okay…”

“You sure you want me to go? ‘cause I can stay…if you want…”

Season 9

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:13:32 -0400

Season 9

chasind: Pointers In Life With Raven Baxter When on a first...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:13:28 -0400

chasind:

Pointers In Life With Raven Baxter

When on a first date, always be prepared for anything.

dansecondchannel: “What are you doing this weekend?” “What are you doing this summer?” “What are...

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:33:14 -0400

dansecondchannel:

“What are you doing this weekend?”

“What are you doing this summer?”

“What are you doing with your life?”

bonbori: hannibal “cool dad” lecter #i’m not like a regular...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:26:00 -0400

bonbori:

hannibal “cool dad” lecter

#i’m not like a regular dad #i’m a cool dad #do you need anything abigail? #school applications? #drugs? #dead body disposal? #i got ur back

Untitled by gears

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:25:25 -0400

Untitled by gears

kirku: msbroccolihead: apparently Disney World’s Aladdin was fired for selling pot to...

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:41:44 -0400

kirku:

msbroccolihead:

apparently Disney World’s Aladdin was fired for selling pot to Cinderella

#talk about showing someone a whole new world

unhistorical: May 25, 1977: Star Wars is released. Before the...

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:41:01 -0400

unhistorical:

May 25, 1977: Star Wars is released.

Before the release of his first Star Wars film, George Lucas was convinced that his genre-busting space opera epic would flop at the box office, so he made a bet with Steven Spielberg, whose science-fiction film Close Encounters of the Third Kind was also set to release that year. If Spielberg’s film made more money than his own, he would collect a percentage of whatever profit Close Encounters made, and vice versa. Spielberg’s sci-fi classic made an impressive $337 million by the end of its run, but Star Wars made nearly $800 million which, adjusted for inflation, makes it the third highest-grossing film of all time (it also spawned a franchise which, according to some estimates, has yielded a total revenue of $27 billion). Needless to say, Spielberg lost the battle of films but won the bet, and reportedly continues to benefit from that bet today.